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Which Super Bowl Halftime Show Are You?
Ever since Michael Jackson moonwalked in the middle of Rose Bowl Stadium in 1993, the Super Bowl halftime show has been a must-see, with legendary performances by everyone from Dr. Dre to Madonna. But here’s the real question: if you were a Super Bowl halftime show, which would you be? Are you the terrible Disney production of 2000, ranked worst of all halftime shows by Vulture, or are you the proof of god that is Prince shredding “Purple Rain” in a downpour? Of course you’re not the latter—no one is that perfect. Find out what nationally televised concert you are by taking this quiz.
What’s on your mind?
a. All sorts of things. My mind is constantly racing with ideas.
b. What I need to get done the rest of the day.
c. Doubts about whether or not I’m on the right path.
d. Wondering if anyone has liked the photo I posted.
e. Assessing how I feel today versus yesterday.Which sounds most like your friend group?
a. Eccentrics sharing innovative ideas.
b. Hardworking baddies.
c. I have more than one friend group, duh!
d. Super supportive of me.
e. A lot of creatives.What’s something that only a roommate would know about you?
a. I don’t ask before I throw parties.
b. I label my food—you know, to avoid confusion.
c. I talk to myself out loud.
d. I sing in the shower, and I sound damn good.
e. I’m a low-key emotional rollercoaster.Which would be most upsetting to you?
a. People not taking my ideas seriously.
b. Messing up something I’ve worked hard on.
c. People talking about something weird I did.
d. Someone bossing me around when I’m supposed to be in charge.
e. Feeling like I’m not being heard or seen.Winter is coming — how will you spend it?
a. Little of this, little of that.
b. Hosting meals with my family and friends.
c. I have a bunch of different projects I want to work on.
d. Going out and having fun like I do every other season.
e. I think I’ll just try to keep doing my thing and hope the seasonal depression fucks off.Pick a streaming service:
a. Disney+
b. Amazon Prime
c. Netflix
d. HBO
e. HuluWhat’s your biggest weakness?
a. I’m not good at empathizing with people or understanding what they need.
b. I can be a little bit narcissistic, even while I lift others up.
c. I overthink things and worry too much.
d. I can be too hungry for attention.
e. My emotions are hard for me to manage.How do your friends describe you?
a. Weird in an intriguing and inspiring way, never boring.
b. Loyal and supportive, the best hype person when getting ready for an event.
c. Always buzzing around working on things and visiting with people.
d. High-energy and always fun to hang out with—especially at parties.
e. Intimidating at first, but earnest and goofy once you get to know them.Pick a drink:
a. Whatever you’re having.
b. Champagne.
c. I’ll take one of whatever the party’s serving.
d. I’ll have an organic natural wine or a cocktail made with boutique liquor, just which ever is easiest.
e. Vodka Pepsi, I guess? I don’t know.You’re back in high school and you have a free period. How do you spend it?
a. Smoking a cigarette and scrolling social media.
b. Catching up on homework.
c. Working on one of my many artistic pursuits.
d. Freshening up my makeup and having a photoshoot in the bathroom mirror.
e. Choreographing a dance with friends.
Tally up your answers and make a note of which letter you chose the most!
When you’re finished, take a sip of Pepsi and prepare to meet your Super Bowl halftime persona.